Lise Slabber
Nude

Raven-haired temptress Lise Slabber may not have a ton of credits to her name, but what she lacks in quantity of titles she more than makes up for in quality of titties! Lise only has four feature film credits to her name–Zulu (2013), Love the One You Love (2014), Finders Keepers (2017), and Fried Barry (2020)–but it’s her work on the boob tube that will really grab your attention! Lise appeared on the hit Starz series Black Sails in the recurring role of Idelle, where she made her Nude-Comer debut with a set of “Slabbers” that’ll make you slobber all over for this busty South African babe. If there is one thing period pieces consistently get right, it is the casting of large-breasted women to squeeze into corsets or tunics. Not a tit person? No matter, because Lise’ll please you with a pert posterior and a poof of poon hair in Season 2, Episode 1. For her next TV role, Lise took her ta-tas to a more ancient time in Troy: Fall of a City, where she exposes those epic ostrich eggs yet again while “plowing a field,” if you know what we mean. In addition to these skintillating series, Lise appeared clothed but no less captivating in the TV show Kidnap and Ransom and the shorts Jack Parow and PHFat: Spring Moederfokker (2013) and It’s Complicated (2017). Mr. Skin hopes that there’ll be nothing complicated about her future skinema career, because he’s in love with Lise and her amazing assets!